Going to Wash My Mouth Out With Soap As Soon as I’m Finished Writing

“Oh my!”, says my just 3-year-old daughter as we are driving in the car.

She continues, “I can say ‘oh my’. I don’t say ‘oh shit.’ Shit’ is an adult word. Only Mommy and Daddy say ‘shit.'”

And then after a few moments thought, “I can say ‘Oh my goodness’ too!”

That’s right baby girl. Your first lesson mastered in the complexities of the social levels of the English language.